Attack of the Babies
Why do people automatically think that women love babies? You never see people unloading their babies on hapless teenage boys, but as soon a gal is able to hold one, they dump them on you like they’re all you ever wanted in life. I’m not saying I hate them or anything… I’m fine with babies as long as they’re not in my immediate vicinity or screaming like a mofo. I actually kind of like kids, once they’re up to the point in their life when they can say stuff and they learn that staring incessantly isn’t proper human culture. But babies… Yes, show me a picture of yours and I’ll say the appropriate cutesy girl things, but please don’t make me hold them. Actually I think there must be a lot of girls out there like me who refrain from holding or interacting with babies. Last time I held one, it squeezed my boob and everyone laughed. Just cause you’re a baby kiddo, doesn’t mean you can get away with that!!
July 10th, 2008 at 2:47 am
I’m with you on this one. Babies are cool and all, but I don’t want to hear them or touch them.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:19 am
That baby is ugly!
And therefore does look like most of the younger ones out there (preamies? (sp) ). There are exceptions when they get a little older, but still…
I agree with the staring thing. Usually at the supermarket while waiting in line, they will -stare- and at first you make faces or whatever. But as the cashier takes forever, it gets more and more uncomfortable as time goes by and there’s only so long you could ‘fiddle’ with the gum and magazines next to you… only to look back up and there he/she is, still STARING.
July 13th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
haha your comic is adorable. ami-hedgie expresses baby dislike well.
I kind of like babies and I like holding them for about 5 minutes, then I realize that they’re heavy and they fart and it’s drooling on my arm. there needs to be some universal sign for “omg take drooling pre-human back now”
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I can’t stand kids. I think that makes me a horrible person…or at least a person very unlikely to reproduce.