BRNZ Door to Door
July 31st, 2008

BRNZ Door to Door

They’re smelly, discolored, and undead… You know you love ‘em! That’s right, zombies! Everyone’s favorite creature of the underworld, zombies are just fun all around. I love zombies in my movies, comics, and video games, and was trying to think of ways to incorporate more zombie action into my own comic.

So here is an introduction to BRNZ (pronounced “brrrrraaaiiinzzzz…” or however you would like to pronounce it), the Board of Recognition and Neutralization of Zombies. We’re going to push the awareness of zombies and a possible zombie outbreak as much as we can. After all, it’s only sensible to be prepared. Where is your nearest head-bashing weapon? How many exits and entrances can you spot into your home? Should the outbreak occur near you, what location is best for you to proceed to? I’m still going to go ahead and assume zombies DO freeze in cold temperatures and try to make for a drive up north, but there are endless possibilities. Try to start thinking of your zombie course of action today!

^ 5 Comments...

  1. bree

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  2. ray

    you know I have a plan….and it doesn’t involve island prisons!

  3. Heather

    I want to Join BRNZ!

  4. ray

    Height. Height is the key.

  5. Mister Wolf

    Where can I get one of these pamphlets?

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