The perfect bowl of cereal in the morning is the way I start most of my days (I occasionally try to pretend like I’m healthy, and I eat oatmeal instead). And at any given time, I’d say I usually have 3-6 boxes of different cereals for optimal Cereal Alchemy. What’s your favorite combination? I love to stick something heavy, like Frosted Mini-wheats on the bottom to soak up some milk, while I have something more sugar-punchy on top, like Cocoa Pebbles or Smacks, and for a better balance, I try to throw in something like puffed wheat or other more generic flavored cereal. But of course I get bored easily and I cycle out my cereal boxes more often than any other food I eat!

And if you couldn’t read my cereal titles in the first panel, and cause I wasted such time thinking of them, they are – “Jackelhare’s Tricky Bites for Children,” “Straw-stack Tufts,” “Sir Capt. C. Crunch’s Pillowy Crunches,” “Checkered Squares,” “Samson’s Fruit Circles,” “Ye Olde Flakes,” “Lunatic Bird’s Chocolate Balls,” “Sweetened Turnabout Rounds,” and “Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler’s Fibrous Ones” (’cause only someone as terrible as CMOT Dibbler could create a cereal as horrible as Fiber One).

Tags: food, hedgehog

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