June 4th, 2009
Worst Strip Club Ever
Well, he probably didn’t wager a strip club somewhere in nowheresville New Jersey (maybe Metuchen?) would be that great. Figured, it’s his friends bachelor party, the last fun he’ll have before being tied down… It has to be decent.
But alas no. It turns out the strip club entailed one lady nonchalantly pacing back and forth naked on a pool table. To boot, they couldn’t afford a liquor license, so there were no drinks to be had. It takes an especially bad strip club to make boys look at their watches after only ten minutes, and this was one of them.



June 4th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Uh, there are no strip clubs in Metuchen. Not unless there’s an impromptu one in somebody’s BASEMENT.
Not a comment on the appropriateness of strip clubs … there’s just no room for one.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:58 am
I agree. Metuchen is kinda focused on the whole “Family Values” thing, there is no way there’s an official strip club there..
And yeah, Fleenguy is right, there’s also no room
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